とある平日の夜、
当サイト管理人である「ぴろぴろ」に呼び出された二人。
彼ら二人は前日に「酉の市」という、
新宿の神社を中心に行われるお祭りに行こうと誘われていたのだ。
(実際の酉の市の様子)
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と、そこへ…
〜言い出しっぺのぴろぴろ登場〜
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もうめちゃめちゃ盛り上がってるみたいですよ。
(実際の酉の市の様子)
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行きたい気持ちはもちろんあるんですけど…
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屋台で売ってるご飯を、
Uber Eatsで注文することにしました!
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Uber Eats!?
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Uber Eatsとはオンラインフードデリバリーサービスである。スマホを使って、飲食店に出前を注文できる。
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そうと決まれば、これメニューなので欲しいやつ選んでください。
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早速注文しましょう。
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その頃、Uber Eatsの配達員は…
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注文を終え、
Uber Eatsが来るまで一旦待機。
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ガチャっ
Uber Eats到着
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たこ焼き 600円
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焼きそば 600円
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チョコバナナ 300円×2
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料理がとりあえずお店にある容器に入っているという。
まぁ味に変わりはないので、どうぞ食べてください。
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こちらの料金なのですが。
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そしてサービス料56円と、配送手数料350円が加わって、
合計2,206円となります。
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Uber Eatsあるあるですね。
少し痛い出費ですが、払いましょう。
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追加注文
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キーっ
Uber Eats到着
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鮎の塩焼き 600円
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じゃがバター 500円
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適当なプラスチックのパックなので、配送中に傾いて溢れちゃうこともあります。
でも美味しそう。
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わたあめ 300円
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どんな料理であれ、既存のパックに詰め込まなきゃいけないので。
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サービス料44円と配送手数料850円が加わって、
合計2,294円となります。
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現在の時間帯はドライバーが不足しているので、
送料が通常よりも高くなります。
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ドライバー不足の時間帯や場所では、送料がエグいことになります。
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それでは、失礼します。
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祭りはまだまだ続く!